I just heard my buddy, Big Butter Jebus Jesus, bit the big one by burning badly after being blasted by a bolt (of lightning).

I don’t mean to sound sacrilegious, but that thing was just weird.  I’m sure they’ll rebuild it bigger and better than ever, though.

And why didn’t it occur to the anyone on the design committee that a resin-covered styrofoam statue with a steel frame might be some kind of fire hazard?  I mean really.